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Four job applicants were asked:
What is the fastest thing in the world?
AMERICAN says THOUGHT;
CHINESE says A BLINK OF AN EYE;
FRENCH says LIGHT SWITCH;
PINOY says DIARRHEA!
Let mi eksplin, he says,
This morning, I hab a istumak eek,
I run to di tuylet
but bipur I kud tink, blenk, or cod tarn un the lyt swits,
Owww, syet dir en my pants olredi!
D Pinoy got the job!
:>
Not every flower
can represent Luv
but roses did it.
Not every tree
can stand thirst
but cactus did it.
Not every monkey
can read this…
but you did it,
I’m proud of you!
All my life
I may have failed and hurt myself,
but one thing enabled me 2 run d race of life…
8s when…
I saw redhorse at the end line
inspiring me to move on! 
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