Sadya bang mahigpit ang ating mundo?

Sadya bang malupit ang buhay?!

Sadya…

Sadya…

Sadya…Libee bida ang SARAP! Enjoy your meal!

Four job applicants were asked:
What is the fastest thing in the world?

AMERICAN says THOUGHT;

CHINESE says A BLINK OF AN EYE;

FRENCH says LIGHT SWITCH;

PINOY says DIARRHEA!

Let mi eksplin, he says,

This morning, I hab a istumak eek,

I run to di tuylet

but bipur I kud tink, blenk, or cod tarn un the lyt swits,

Owww, syet dir en my pants olredi!

D Pinoy got the job!

:>

Not every flower

can represent Luv

but roses did it.

Not every tree

can stand thirst

but cactus did it.

Not every monkey

can read this…

but you did it,

I’m proud of you!

Teacher: Kinsay kaila ni Jose Rizal?

Nihilum ang klase, walay ni isa sa kamut han2d nibarog c Pedro ug ni ingon:

Pedro: Basin lain section na xa Ma’am. :0

P/Supt : Asa na tong K-9 Police Dig nga gipalit nato?

PO1: Dia ra sir!

P/Supt : Nya ngano askal mana?

P01: Shhhhh! Ayaw ra saba sir. Undercover agent na! :))

Saan lugar parehong kulot ang buhok ng babae at lalaki? …

Ha ha ha! I like what you think…

Yes, the answer is:

Africa! Gud Pm